Somebody needs to be abandonned in a third world country me thinks.

In fact..

What Shelley would do:

Turn in the car, get a full-return of the purchase price and seek out the nearest charity that would accept the amount to purchase clothing, food, and other living essentials. Then I would send that child with the supplies to Africa to hand them out personally.

To say.. Oh, Ughanda to all the orphans.

Or perhaps all of the starved people in Kenya suffering from AIDs.

I wouldn't send my kid to an extremely dangerous location like Darfur or something, I'd accompany them. But I'd force her to hand out each piece of charity she purchased with each time she called me a cunt for giving her a lexus at the wrong time.

Ruining her party.

Ruining her life.

Maybe then she could see what ruined lives *really* look like as she wears her SPARKLY tiara and spends her birthday giving away her gifts.

*snort*