Me: WOOOOOOOO! I'm going to the Smithsonian for Spring Break!

Dad: Wow, there's something seriously unique about you, college student.

Me: It's true.

Dad: Well, I mean, college students go to Cauncun, Long Beach, places like that for Spring break. *pause* Enter into Bikini contests *even longer pause* end up on 'videos'.

Me: Oh, don't worry Dad, I'm sure I'll end up on video when I'm hog-tied and carried out of one of the museums by the cops for resisting staff and staying too long.

Dad: Thats my girl.