Ever heard the phrase: "Nothing good happens after midnight" ?

My parents have always been a fan of waving this in my face whenever something went awry when I went out to club, or anything else late on a Saturday night. So why not turn on the tele for entertainment? Sure, and heck! Why not the History Channel at that? Maybe I'll learn a thing or two..

Warning: This program features adult themes and in some cases,

explicit ancient imagery of sexual behavior.
Viewer's Discretion is Advised.

First!
Hell: The Devil's Domain; From the dark Hades of Greek Mythology to the fire-and-brimstone visions of fundamentalist thunderers, Hell has long held a particular grip over the human imagination. HELL: THE DEVIL'S DOMAIN travels the world to peer into the darkest depths of this eternal fascination.

Now!
Roman Vice: Conquest. Lust. Murder. Revenge. These are the cornerstones in the foundation of the Roman Empire. For more than 500 years, Rome was the most powerful and advanced civilization the world had ever known, ruled by visionaries and tyrants whose accomplishments ranged from awe-inspiring to deplorable.

Well, gee! Why go out to seek evil? Just flip on this channel and get a full array of semi-educational sins to see before my very eyes! Brilliance, pure brilliance.